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Why Terrified
Electricians Need Public Liability Insurance
I have
a dog. A big, vicious dog named Bruce that I keep securely
locked in my large back garden. Despite copious exercise,
food and tender loving care, Bruce remains a ferocious
animal, allowing no-one but me near him. The vet now wears
chain mail gloves, ever since he lost two fingers down
Bruce's throat. It wasn't the dog's fault that the assistant
nurse stepped on his tail when the vet was trying to
retrieve a rabbit bone lodged in one of Bruce's back molars.
I am naturally security conscious, and have a genuine
concern for the welfare and safety of my neighbours, so I
erected a huge 'BEWARE OF DOG' sign on the gate, surrounded
by blazing neon lights. The trouble occurred when the
flashing sign melted a circuit in my house.
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I
contacted a local electrician to fix the wiring the next
day. Unaware of the hell-hound lurking in my back garden,
the electrician came into the house to check the problem. As
soon as he entered the kitchen, he noticed Bruce peering at
him through the glass of the back door. There was no way
Bruce could get in the house. Unfortunately, the electrician
did not know that; for a moment, their eyes met, like
predator and prey. Bruce lowered his bristling head and let
out one single, deep bark. It was nothing really; just Bruce
teasing the visitor. The electrician, however, dropped his
screwdriver, screamed, 'Mummy!' and jumped up into my
cradling arms.
I am not particularly strong and, judging by his shape, this
electrician obviously enjoyed his puddings. His unexpected
exclamation startled me, while his ample weight sent me
toppling backwards. My head smashed into the fuse box,
showering sparks everywhere, causing a nearby dishcloth to
catch fire and burn my arm.
Writhing in agony, I was dimly aware of the terrified
electrician tearing out of the house and down the street. I
never saw him again, but his company sent someone else to
fix my wiring. They also paid for my kitchen redecoration,
settled my medical costs and awarded me ample compensation.
They were fortunate to have the foresight to invest in
public liability insurance; without it, they would be out of
business.
As for Bruce, I think he chewed up and swallowed the
electrician's screwdriver. That means another trip to the
long-suffering vet.
Copyright
John
Bennett 2005 All Rights Reserved
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